Lore:Ode to My Jade Princess
Note: This poem is a slightly altered version of the original, named "Ode to a Battleaxe". The underlined text are the altered parts, with the original text hidden.
My sweet, my blade,
Your pommel fits my hand like an armored glove!
I promise to never let our attraction dull,
Even when we've crushed his skull!
My lady love's figure like a statue from marble hewed,
Just the sight fills me with a lust for .
Our blade of love need never sharpen,
While we cuddle behind the curtain darken!
With your keen love ever near,
My heart never knows the touch of fear!