Lore:Ode to My Jade Princess

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Ode to My Jade Princess
An Orc love poem

Note: This poem is a slightly altered version of the original, named "Ode to a Battleaxe". The underlined text are the altered parts, with the original text hidden.


My sweet, my blade, my lady love [sic].
Your pommel fits my hand like an armored glove!

I promise to never let our attraction dull,
Even when we've crushed his skull!

My lady love's figure like a statue from marble hewed,
Just the sight fills me with a lust for you [sic].

Our blade of love need never sharpen,
While we cuddle behind the curtain darken!

With your keen love ever near,
My heart never knows the touch of fear!