Online:Crown Store/Pay to Lose
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The "Pay to Lose" category was added to the Crown Store for April Fools' Day 2017, as a reference to the "Pay to Win" trope often associated with subscription-free MMO games which gain revenue through a cash shop.
|Name||Price||In-game description||Notes||Date Removed|
|Broom||Unavailable 50||"Lifts-Her-Tail: 'But, my lord, your broom is so very long and stiff! To move it back and forth, I shall have to use both hands!'" — Excerpt from The Dusty Argonian Maid||A level 1 two-handed weapon.|
|Bucket||Unavailable 50||"A Bucket helm? Nope, sorry—who would wear such a thing? It's far too silly and undignified. Be off. …Ha ha ha, fooled you! That sounds splendid! Where can I get one?" —Sir Cadwell of Codswallop||A level 1 heavy helmet.|