Online:One-Eye's Guard
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One-Eye's Guards are Argonian guards hired by One-Eye to protect her town of Alten Corimont. They wear Argonian-style medium armor and are equipped with a two-handed weapon or a one-handed weapon and shield.
Types of One-Eye's Guards[edit]
One-Eye's Guard | |||
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Home Settlement | Alten Corimont | ||
Race | Argonian | Gender | Female |
Health | 10229568 (Invulnerable) | ||
Reaction | Justice Neutral | ||
Pickpocket | Hard | Profession | Guard |
Other Information | |||
Faction(s) | Tamriel Guard |
A female One-Eye's Guard.
One-Eye's Guard | |||
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Home Settlement | Alten Corimont | ||
Race | Argonian | Gender | Male |
Health | 10229568 (Invulnerable) | ||
Reaction | Justice Neutral | ||
Pickpocket | Hard | Profession | Guard |
Other Information | |||
Faction(s) | Tamriel Guard |
A male One-Eye's Guard.
Dialogue[edit]
Depending on the choice you make, you will overhear them comment on said choice:
- Female Argonian
If alerted:
- "You can't escape, criminal!"
- "Cease your movement!"
- "Halt at once!"
- "No sudden moves!"
- "Erect the spine of surrender!"
Caught:
- "I erect the spine of judgement. Will you pay your fine?"
- "Great news! You get to pay my salary. I hope you've been busy, I could use a raise."
- "I love collecting bounties. I always wanted to be a poorly dressed, underpaid tax-collector."
- "Real law enforcement is so boring. Why stop crimes when you can just stand around demanding bounties?"
- "Keep your hands away from your weapons…or just stand there like an idiot. That works too, I guess."
- "Time to pay the fine. Are you going to need help counting it? Basic arithmetic––a criminal's bane."
- "Don't you just hate guards hassling you for bounties? Almost makes you want to stop committing crimes…."
- "Surrender, scum! That means 'give up.' I know, I know…small words, short sentences."
- "I erect the spine of 'pay your bounty so I can get back to my patrol."
- "I don't make the fines. I just collect the bounty. Now pay up or I'll get rough with you.'"
- "The mud of justice has finally caught up with you. You're under arrest."
- "Pay your bounty and no one will get hurt. Except me. Trouble at home, you know?"
- "Please, no sad tale of your innocence. I couldn't bear to listen. Just pay your bounty."
- "I'm probably wasting my time, but I'll ask anyway. Will you pay your bounty?"
- "I'm not a judge or a jury. I'm just here to collect your bounty."
- "You're not going to pay your bounty, are you?"
- "Your crime is like a blockage in the river of your soul. I can clear it up if you pay your bounty."
- "Let me help you clear your soul. Hand over your bounty and I'll put in a good word next time I pray."
- "Crime is a dank cloud of noxious vapor. Pay your bounty and let the winds of justice prevail."
- "Meditation will ease your mind, but the demands of justice require solid, immutable gold."
- "Sithis can't forgive your crimes, but you are in luck. The law accepts gold."
- "Why did you have to break the law? Now you have to pay the bounty."
- "How does this go again? Um, yes…'Stop, criminal, and pay the bounty for your crimes.'"
- "I was on a break, having a few drinks, when I noticed your criminal face."
- "You're a very bad person, and I'm…I'm going to take your bounty, all right?"
- "Forget something, toad? Resist if you want, but it's tough to hop away with broken legs."
- "I don't have a problem, you have a problem! You know what your problem is? You committed a crime!"
- "There are many paths through the forest of life. For you? I think you best option is to pay your fine."
- "Look, I'm new at this, so why don't you help me out and just pay the bounty?"
- "If you run, you won't get away. Because I'll run after you. So just pay the bounty."
- "It's the bounty or a shallow grave––you decide."
- "Pay the bounty or lose a limb. Mine grow back. Do yours?"
- "I've got a great epitaph for your tombstone. 'Did not pay bounty.' Has a nice ring to it."
- "Back home we'd take a finger for each crime. Sadly, we deal in gold here. Lucky you."
- "I'm here to collect––your bounty or your head. You strike me as the 'bounty' type. More's the pity."
- "I know you committed that crime, so don't try to confuse me. Just pay the bounty."
- "Know the best thing about being a guard? I don't have to pay a bounty for breaking your pelvis."
- "Your crimes are known. Pay the bounty or suffer the fangs."
- "You break the law, I break your jaw. Unless you pay the bounty of course."
- "I may be drunk, but you're a criminal! Now, have a drink and pay your fine."
- "Don't try to run from me. Because I'll…I'll chase you. Just pay the bounty, all right?"
- "I don't know why people can't just be nicer. I mean––pay the bounty, criminal scum."
- "You! I'm talking to you, criminal! You owe a bounty, so hand it over!"
- "When life hands you a rotten mudcrab, your only option is to pay your fine and beg for the law's mercy."
- "Let's pay your bounty and finish this so I can get back to my cups. Uh, patrol."
- "My mind is a cloudy bog today. Still, there's no reason we can't settle your bounty peacefully."
- "You're a criminal. And I'm not as thunk as you drink I am. Wait…."
- "You soul is covered in mud. Pay your bounty and let the rain of justice wash you clean."
- "I do believe I'm supposed to ask you to pay your fine. Or was I going to offer you a glass of wine?"
- "Halt, lawbreaker. I have come to claim your bounty. Pay now or you will drink mud."
- "I erect the spine of urgency. Render payment on your bounty now. Quickly, dryskin."
- "The fruit of crime is tough and bitter, mud-mouth. It is also costly. Pay your bounty or die."
- "You swim in troubled water, lawbreaker. Best pay your bounty now. The slaughterfish are circling."
- "The people call for justice…and restitution. Pay your bounty and you may escape my wrath."
- "Pay your fine, villain, or we will battle! As soon as I remember where I left my sword…"
- "Criminal, will you pay your fine before I…wait, what was I saying? Anyway, about your bounty."
- "Have you seen an outlaw around here? I'm supposed to collect a bounty, but I can't seem to…oh, it's you!"
- "Don't you get cocky with me, criminal! Pay your fine or face my wrath!"
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- Clemency
- "You expect me to let you go then? Sure why not."
- "Oh fine. I feel like I'm in the wrong line of work."
- "Oh, this will be fun. I can arrest you later for a bigger bounty."
- "I can't do that, you're going to jail. Just kidding, you can go."
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- Payment
- "Pleasure doing business with you."
- "Wait, you paid? Oh thank you!"
- "Well, that went better than expected."
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- [Flee] I won't pay the bounty.
- "I knew you would be trouble."
- "Attack the guard? Great idea!"
- "Suicide by guard? So be it!"
- "One of us will regret this!"
- "I expected more of you, villain!"
- "You were hatched from a rotten egg!"
- "Was I not intimidating?"
- "I'll tell my superior about this!"
- "Now you done it!"
- "I'll make a drum out of your hide!"
- "Now I'm angry."
- "Finally some action!"
- "This will cost you, vermin!"
- "This is entirely your fault!"
- "Didn't I ask for your surrender?"
- "Didn't I warn you not to do that?"
- Male Argonian
If alerted:
- "Hold, criminal!"
- "I found you!"
- "Halt and surrender!"
- "Stand still, criminal!"
Caught:
- "I'm sorry, but I must demand your bounty. I'm sure you understand."
- "There's no cause to fear me. I'm here to help you pay your bounty."
- "We all forget things in the midst of our hectic lives. So I'm here to remind you to pay your fine."
- "Uh, yeah, that's right. I represent the town guard. So, uh, pay the bounty, all right?"
- "We must all face the consequences of our actions eventually. That's just how the river flows."
- "Well met! I know you plan to pay your fine. I'm here to accommodate your needs."
- "I'm here to collect your bounty. Then we can put this unfortunate business behind us."
- "Good friend, it seems you forgot to take care of the bounty hanging over you."
- "I must insist you pay your bounty. Justice shall be served."
- "You'd think I'd find this more exciting, but no. Anyway, will you yield and pay your fine?"
- "My scales blush at your beauty, but I must ask for your bounty."
- "Neither of us wants to be here, but here we are. So, can I collect your bounty now?"
- "What did you do? No, don't tell me, I'd rather not know. Just pay your bounty and be on your way."
- "My scales moisten in your presence. I desire much from you, but I must settle for your bounty."
- "Another criminal? Why am I not surprised? I suppose you want to pay your bounty now?"
- "My records indicate you owe a bounty for a past crime. And my records are never wrong."
- "Such beauty––why must it be so savage? You must pay for your criminal transgressions."
- "I am drawn by your musk, but also by my duty. Please. Do not make me scar such a pretty face."
- "You are a shining fish caught in a foul current, but you can still return to the river's flow."
- "Sometimes the law moves at the speed of mud flowing uphill. If you pay now, I'd be grateful."
- "Bright flowers often have poison barbs. Is it the same with you? I will not be beguiled."
- "I've heard every excuse, so spare me and just pay your bounty."
- "Even the prettiest saplings must be pruned. Especially when they branch into criminal activity."
- "I regret that we come from opposite sides of the river. Only your bounty can pass between us."
- "If I'm not interrupting anything important, I'd like to secure your bounty now."
- "I've had a hard day. Don't give me any grief, criminal scum!"
- "Pay your bounty and maybe I'll let you walk away."
- "I do hope you're not a violent sort. I much prefer to deal with civilized lawbreakers."
- "You did some crime. Now you pay a bounty."
- "You have to pay a bounty because you're a bad person."
- "You're a bad person. Pay the fine."
- "Why did you do such a bad thing?"
- "I can take your gold now."
- "The captain says you must pay 'restitution.' Whatever that means."
- "Know what we do with criminals around here? Pay your bounty, and you won't have to find out."
- "Bounty's too nice for the likes of you."
- "You don't want to pick a fight with me. Pay your bounty or else."
- "I've heard every excuse, so spare me and just pay your bounty."
- "You'd think I'd find this more exciting, but no. Anyway, will you yield and pay your fine?"
- "Another criminal? Why am I not surprised? I suppose you want to pay your bounty now?"
- "You need to be careful. I'm a volcano of raw emotion and I'm ready to explode!"
- "Take care, or collecting your bounty won't be an option. Bleeding on the ground? That's always an option."
- "You can pay your bounty, or I can beat the snot out of you. Your choice."
- "My last prisoner? Stabbed himself in the back, after roughing himself up a bit. Hint, hint."
- "You should be careful. I'm an egg on a precipice and I'm about to crack!"
- "Pay your bounty, criminal scum. Just pay it! I was having a bad day before I saw your ugly face."
- "I've got you surrounded. Don't make me nervous! I get all twitchy when I'm nervous."
- "Don't move. Pay your bounty and you can go. Did you move? I'd better not see you move. I'm warning you!"
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- Clemency
- "All right, but don't try my patience again."
- "Fine, but if you try something so help me."
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- Payment
- "Ah friend! All is forgiven."
- "All right, I guess we're done here."
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- [Flee] I won't pay the bounty.
- "I'll make this painless as possible!"
- "I tried to be nice about this."
- "You should of paid the gold."
- "The grass wanes in the wind and I do not!"
- "I knew this would happen!"
- "The wind of justice must blow!"
- "Why did you try to run?"
- "You crossed the wrong guard, villain!"
- "You're leaving? Over my dead body!"
- "You can't outrun the wamasu!"
- "Should of paid the bounty."
- "Now I get to hit you!"
- "And I thought I wouldn't hit anything today!"
- "You trifled with the wrong guard, villain!"
- "You just cracked the egg, scum!"