Online:Porthippe Laffoon

Porthippe Laffoon
Home City	Shornhelm
Location	Dead Wolf Inn
Race	Breton	Gender	Male
Health	11214
Reaction	Justice Neutral
Pickpocket	Easy	Profession	Drunkard

Porthippe Laffoon

Porthippe Laffoon is a Breton drunkard and patron of the Dead Wolf Inn, the inn located in the city of Shornhelm.

Dialogue

When spoken with he will say one of the following:

"No, no, no more. Not another drop. Clearly, I'm already drunk.
On the other hand, since I'm already too drunk to walk, I might as well stand here and have another drink!"

"Now, Shornhelm used to be a fine place to live. A fine place. But lately Shornhelm has become downright terrible.
I swear I saw an old friend of mine skulking around the other night. And she's been dead for more than a year!"

"Times like these, I miss my mother. She was a mage, I think. Maybe she was a warrior?
Anyway, she exploded one morning. Worst Tirdas I ever knew."