Online:Stormhold Guard
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Stormhold Guards are Argonian and Dunmer guards found patrolling the city of Stormhold. They wear Argonian style armor and carry two-handed weapons or a one-handed weapon and shield.
Types of Stormhold Guards[edit]
Stormhold Guard | |||
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Home City | Stormhold | ||
Race | Argonian | Gender | Female |
Health | 10229568 (Invulnerable) | ||
Reaction | Justice Neutral | ||
Pickpocket | Hard | Profession | Guard |
Other Information | |||
Faction(s) | Tamriel Guard |
Stormhold Guard | |||
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Home City | Stormhold | ||
Race | Argonian | Gender | Male |
Health | 10229568 (Invulnerable) | ||
Reaction | Justice Neutral | ||
Pickpocket | Hard | Profession | Guard |
Other Information | |||
Faction(s) | Tamriel Guard |
Stormhold Guard | |||
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Home City | Stormhold | ||
Race | Dark Elf | Gender | Female |
Health | 10229568 (Invulnerable) | ||
Reaction | Justice Neutral | ||
Pickpocket | Hard | Profession | Guard |
Other Information | |||
Faction(s) | Tamriel Guard |
Stormhold Guard | |||
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Home City | Stormhold | ||
Race | Dark Elf | Gender | Male |
Health | 10229568 (Invulnerable) | ||
Reaction | Justice Neutral | ||
Pickpocket | Hard | Profession | Guard |
Other Information | |||
Faction(s) | Tamriel Guard |
Dialogue[edit]
Depending on the choice you make, you will overhear them comment on said choice:
- Female Argonian
If alerted:
- "You can't escape, criminal!"
- "Cease your movement!"
- "Halt at once!"
- "No sudden moves!"
Caught:
- "I erect the spine of judgement. Will you pay your fine?"
- "Great news! You get to pay my salary. I hope you've been busy, I could use a raise."
- "I love collecting bounties. I always wanted to be a poorly dressed, underpaid tax-collector."
- "Real law enforcement is so boring. Why stop crimes when you can just stand around demanding bounties?"
- "Keep your hands away from your weapons…or just stand there like an idiot. That works too, I guess."
- "Time to pay the fine. Are you going to need help counting it? Basic arithmetic––a criminal's bane."
- "Don't you just hate guards hassling you for bounties? Almost makes you want to stop committing crimes…."
- "Surrender, scum! That means 'give up.' I know, I know…small words, short sentences."
- "I erect the spine of 'pay your bounty so I can get back to my patrol."
- "I don't make the fines. I just collect the bounty. Now pay up or I'll get rough with you.'"
- "The mud of justice has finally caught up with you. You're under arrest."
- "Pay your bounty and no one will get hurt. Except me. Trouble at home, you know?"
- "Please, no sad tale of your innocence. I couldn't bear to listen. Just pay your bounty."
- "I'm probably wasting my time, but I'll ask anyway. Will you pay your bounty?"
- "I'm not a judge or a jury. I'm just here to collect your bounty."
- "You're not going to pay your bounty, are you?"
- "Your crime is like a blockage in the river of your soul. I can clear it up if you pay your bounty."
- "Let me help you clear your soul. Hand over your bounty and I'll put in a good word next time I pray."
- "Crime is a dank cloud of noxious vapor. Pay your bounty and let the winds of justice prevail."
- "Meditation will ease your mind, but the demands of justice require solid, immutable gold."
- "Sithis can't forgive your crimes, but you are in luck. The law accepts gold."
- "Why did you have to break the law? Now you have to pay the bounty."
- "How does this go again? Um, yes…'Stop, criminal, and pay the bounty for your crimes.'"
- "I was on a break, having a few drinks, when I noticed your criminal face."
- "You're a very bad person, and I'm…I'm going to take your bounty, all right?"
- "Forget something, toad? Resist if you want, but it's tough to hop away with broken legs."
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- Clemency
- "You expect me to let you go then? Sure why not."
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- Payment
- "Pleasure doing business with you."
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- [Flee] I won't pay the bounty.
- "I knew you would be trouble."
- "Attack the guard? Great idea!"
- "Suicide by guard? So be it!"
- "One of us will regret this!"
- "I expected more of you, villain!"
- "You were hatched from a rotten egg!"
- "Was I not intimidating?"
- "I'll tell my superior about this!"
- "Now you done it!"
- "I'll make a drum out of your hide!"
- Male Argonian
If alerted:
- "Hold, criminal!"
- "I found you!"
- "Halt and surrender!"
- "Stand still, criminal!"
Caught:
- "I'm sorry, but I must demand your bounty. I'm sure you understand."
- "There's no cause to fear me. I'm here to help you pay your bounty."
- "We all forget things in the midst of our hectic lives. So I'm here to remind you to pay your fine."
- "Uh, yeah, that's right. I represent the town guard. So, uh, pay the bounty, all right?"
- "We must all face the consequences of our actions eventually. That's just how the river flows."
- "Well met! I know you plan to pay your fine. I'm here to accommodate your needs."
- "I'm here to collect your bounty. Then we can put this unfortunate business behind us."
- "Good friend, it seems you forgot to take care of the bounty hanging over you."
- "I must insist you pay your bounty. Justice shall be served."
- "You'd think I'd find this more exciting, but no. Anyway, will you yield and pay your fine?"
- "My scales blush at your beauty, but I must ask for your bounty."
- "Neither of us wants to be here, but here we are. So, can I collect your bounty now?"
- "What did you do? No, don't tell me, I'd rather not know. Just pay your bounty and be on your way."
- "My scales moisten in your presence. I desire much from you, but I must settle for your bounty."
- "Another criminal? Why am I not surprised? I suppose you want to pay your bounty now?"
- "My records indicate you owe a bounty for a past crime. And my records are never wrong."
- "Such beauty––why must it be so savage? You must pay for your criminal transgressions."
- "I am drawn by your musk, but also by my duty. Please. Do not make me scar such a pretty face."
- "You are a shining fish caught in a foul current, but you can still return to the river's flow."
- "Sometimes the law moves at the speed of mud flowing uphill. If you pay now, I'd be grateful."
- "Bright flowers often have poison barbs. Is it the same with you? I will not be beguiled."
- "I've heard every excuse, so spare me and just pay your bounty."
- "Even the prettiest saplings must be pruned. Especially when they branch into criminal activity."
- "I regret that we come from opposite sides of the river. Only your bounty can pass between us."
- "If I'm not interrupting anything important, I'd like to secure your bounty now."
- "I've had a hard day. Don't give me any grief, criminal scum!"
- "Pay your bounty and maybe I'll let you walk away."
- "I do hope you're not a violent sort. I much prefer to deal with civilized lawbreakers."
- "You did some crime. Now you pay a bounty."
- "You have to pay a bounty because you're a bad person."
- "You're a bad person. Pay the fine."
- "Why did you do such a bad thing?"
- "I can take your gold now."
- "The captain says you must pay 'restitution.' Whatever that means."
- "Know what we do with criminals around here? Pay your bounty, and you won't have to find out."
- "Bounty's too nice for the likes of you."
- "You don't want to pick a fight with me. Pay your bounty or else."
- "I've heard every excuse, so spare me and just pay your bounty."
- "You'd think I'd find this more exciting, but no. Anyway, will you yield and pay your fine?"
- "Another criminal? Why am I not surprised? I suppose you want to pay your bounty now?"
- "You need to be careful. I'm a volcano of raw emotion and I'm ready to explode!"
- "Take care, or collecting your bounty won't be an option. Bleeding on the ground? That's always an option."
- "You can pay your bounty, or I can beat the snot out of you. Your choice."
- "My last prisoner? Stabbed himself in the back, after roughing himself up a bit. Hint, hint."
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- Clemency
- "All right, but don't try my patience again."
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- Payment
- "Ah friend! All is forgiven."
- "All right, I guess we're done here."
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- [Flee] I won't pay the bounty.
- "I'll make this painless as possible!"
- "I tried to be nice about this."
- "You should of paid the gold."
- "The grass wanes in the wind and I do not!"
- "I knew this would happen!"
- "The wind of justice must blow!"
- "Why did you try to run?"
- "You crossed the wrong guard, villain!"
- "You're leaving? Over my dead body!"
- "You can't outrun the wamasu!"
- "Should of paid the bounty."
- "Now I get to hit you!"
- "And I thought I wouldn't hit anything today!"
- "You trifled with the wrong guard, villain!"
- "You just cracked the egg, scum!"
- Female Dunmer
If alerted:
- "You will stop, criminal!"
- "Hold it, s'wit!"
- "Hold, scum!"
- "Halt, damn you!"
Caught:
- "If it were up to me, we'd dispense with this bounty business and kill the lot of you."
- "I don't suppose it's your fault. I suppose your parents simply didn't teach you any better."
- "This place was nice until the likes of you came along. Pay up."
- "The criminal element is irredeemable. But I'm still required to collect your bounty."
- "Your bounty now, if you please."
- "Pay your bounty and you can go about your business."
- "I have a poem for you: What oh what will the criminal do? Pay the bounty or get run-through?"
- "You owe a fine. Will you pay?"
- "There's nothing I'd like more than to gut you, but I'm supposed to ask you to pay your bounty."
- "The law demands recompense for your criminal acts."
- "You are free to go, as soon as you pay your bounty."
- "We can do this the pay-your-fine way or the tear-you-to-pieces way. Your pick."
- "Here's what we do: pay your bounty, or I start cutting off important parts of your body."
- "I've seen cliff-racers that are scarier than you. Pay the bounty."
- "You owe a bounty and I'm here to collect."
- "Pay the bounty…if scum like you even has that kind of money."
- "Lawbreakers like you make me sick. Pay the bounty and get out of my sight."
- "Oh, good. Another criminal. Which will it be? The bounty or my weapon in your ribs?"
- "Pay your bounty and we'll have no trouble."
- "You can pay the bounty or fight, and I love to fight."
- "The criminals around here used to have class. Now it's all dirt and bloodstains."
- "You pay your bounty, or we find out what kind of pattern your blood makes when it hits the ground."
- "I've met a lot of criminals, but you don't have the look. I have no idea why your name is on my list."
- "You don't look like you can afford to pay your bounty. No way you have enough gold."
- "You're a criminal? Really? I don't think so. Still, if you insist on paying a bounty, I'll accept it."
- "What's that? You owe a bounty? Not you! I don't believe it. But if you insist, I'll take your gold."
- "Innocent? Everyone says that. You know the next best thing? Paying your bounty!"
- "If you're a criminal, then I'm an Argonian's uncle! But I'll take your bounty if it will make you happy."
- "Everybody wants to pay me a bounty. It must be my face. It has that 'you can trust me' quality."
- "If you were a real criminal, I don't suppose I would've caught you. You still need to pay me, though."
- "We can sweep all this down the kwama hole for the right price…."
- "The Tribunal is just and forgiving. I am not the Tribunal. Gold. Now."
- "Going to give me a sour look, ay? Well the cost just went up. Cough it up, s'wit!"
- "Dragging your feet isn't going to make this easier, f'lah. I've got all the time in the world."
- "I'm not surprised you turned out to be a criminal."
- "This place was nice until the likes of you came along. Pay up."
- "Want to get rich, huh? You picked the wrong profession. Law enforcement's where the gold is. Your gold."
- "What audacity! What utter gall! I'll have no more it. Just pay your fine and be gone!"
- "It's not that I'm above bribery…it's that I don't like you. Pay the bounty or else."
- "Crime only pays if I get a cut, s'wit. Remember that for next time."
- "By the Three, my rights and duties. Ha! Right now my right and duty is to squeeze you for gold."
- "I really hope this goes easily. I'd prefer not to kill you today. So, what will it be? Easy or hard?"
- "Can we hurry this up? I have a prior appointment and he hates it when I'm late."
- "And once again a varlet has succumbed to the long arm of justice. Will you pay your fine?"
- "Your crimes have caught up with you. It is time to pay your bounty."
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- Clemency
- ""
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- Payment
- "You paid? Surprising."
- "Hmm… Pleasure doing business."
- "This money's filthy!"
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- [Flee] I won't pay the bounty.
- "Another runner! What did I expect?"
- "Criminals are all cowards!"
- "I will end you!"
- "You defy the law for the last time!"
- "I was hoping you would do that."
- "You're not going anywhere!"
- "I doubt you'll defeat me!"
- "I suppose you're a criminal after all."
- "Brave! Stupid! But brave!"
- "I love a good chase!"
- "You'll motivate me to violence, cur!"
- "And now the inevitable will begin!"
- "If you get blood on my boots, I'll kill you twice!"
- "Have at thee, villain!"
- "You should of submitted!"
- Male Dunmer
If alerted:
- "Stop right there, s'wit!"
- "Halt fetcher!"
Caught:
- "One day I'll meet an outlaw who pays a bounty without complaint. Will this be the day?"
- "Bah! All criminals are craven cowards and you're no different! Will you pay in gold or blood?"
- "Another vagrant disgracing my streets. Typical. Just pay the bounty and move along."
- "You have your crimes and I have my orders. Now pay up! I have more to do than just deal with you."
- "I am in an ill temper, so just pay your bounty and be on your way."
- "Criminals! So smart! Think they can get away with anything. Well, I'm here to tell you different."
- "A dark day indeed when I have to deal with the likes of you. Pay your bounty and leave me be."
- "Please, no explanations. I don't care why you did what you did. I just need you to pay your bounty."
- "You aren't clever! The law found you and demands its due. Pay your fine or face the consequences."
- "You owe a bounty. Don't even think of running. My knees aren't what they used to be."
- "Almsivi knows your crimes…as do I. Pay up, s'wit."
- "There's a bounty on your head and I'll see it paid in full. Might even bring a smile to my face."
- "Wait, you're not who I…. No matter, turns out there's a bounty on your head as well. Pay up, then."
- "I understand the appeal of a life of crime. So many good memories. But I learned to pay my bounty. Have you?"
- "Please! Don't attack. I'm just doing my job. Can you give me your bounty and let this go?"
- "This must be some dark plane of Oblivion where I must endlessly confront filth. Your bounty, please."
- "Yet another useless s'wit of a criminal to waste my time. Give me the bounty and go."
- "If it was up to me, I'd just have criminal filth like you killed on sight. It'd be less of a hassle."
- "I dare you––just give me an excuse and I'll bash your ugly teeth into the back of your head."
- "I don't know if I can do this guard job. My heart is pounding! I don't like confronting people."
- "The bounty is an opportunity for you to set yourself right with me and with the gods."
- "Just my luck, bumping into the likes of you. Know what this means? Just more dung to deal with."
- "Anyone who says crime doesn't pay hasn't me in action. My deals with criminals always turn a profit!"
- "Another fetcher? How many of you are there? Let's get it over with. Hand over your bounty."
- "I hope you realize that I have better things to do. Please. Let's make this fast and easy."
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- Clemency
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- Payment
- "Another happy customer. Huzzah."
- "Please, just obey the law for now on."
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- [Flee] I won't pay the bounty.
- "You brought this on your own head!"
- "Did you not notice my foul mood?"
- "Why do they always want to fight me?"
- "I gave you a chance!"
- "Why couldn't you take the deal?"
- "Please don't hurt me!"
- "You people make me mad!"
- "Why do I always get the violent ones?"
- "No, please! I want my mother!"
- "Is this how you choose to die?"
- "Why do criminals never trust me?"
- "Oh, Dumac take you! I can't tell you how this grates on my patience. Pay your bounty and begone!"
Categories:
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- Online-NPCs
- Online-Generic NPCs
- Online-Argonian
- Online-Argonian-Female
- Online-Female NPCs
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- Online-Pickpocketable NPCs-Guard
- Online-NPCs in Stormhold
- Online-Factions-Tamriel Guard
- Online-Argonian-Male
- Online-Male NPCs
- Online-Dark Elf
- Online-Dark Elf-Female
- Online-Dark Elf-Male