Online:Vulkhel Guard (NPC)

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Vulkhel Guards are guards that patrol the city of Vulkhel Guard. They can be encountered on the city streets, at Vulkhel Docks, as well as inside the Vulkhel Guard Manor & Treasury. A typical Vulkhel Guard wears a full set of heavy armor in High Elf Style and wields either a two handed melee weapon or a one handed weapon and a shield.

Types of Vulkhel Guards[edit]

Vulkhel Guard
Home City Vulkhel Guard
Race High Elf Gender Female
Health 10229568 (Invulnerable)
Reaction Justice Neutral
Pickpocket Hard Profession Guard
Other Information
Faction(s) Tamriel Guard
A female High Elf Vulkhel Guard
Vulkhel Guard
Home City Vulkhel Guard
Race High Elf Gender Male
Health 10229568 (Invulnerable)
Reaction Justice Neutral
Pickpocket Hard Profession Guard
Other Information
Faction(s) Tamriel Guard
A male High Elf Vulkhel Guard
Vulkhel Guard
Home City Vulkhel Guard
Race Khajiit Gender Female
Health 10229568 (Invulnerable)
Reaction Justice Neutral
Pickpocket Hard Profession Guard
Other Information
Faction(s) Tamriel Guard
A female Khajiit Vulkhel Guard
Vulkhel Guard
Home City Vulkhel Guard
Race Khajiit Gender Male
Health 10229568 (Invulnerable)
Reaction Justice Neutral
Pickpocket Hard Profession Guard
Other Information
Faction(s) Tamriel Guard
A male Khajiit Vulkhel Guard
High Elf Male
"I almost walked right by you. Then I remembered your bounty."
Khajiit Female
"You know you did it, I know you did it. Even the moons know you did it! So give me your bounty."

Dialogue[edit]

High Elf Male
(To be organized later)
"I almost walked right by you. Then I remembered your bounty."
Khajiit Female
(To be organized later)
"You know you did it, I know you did it. Even the moons know you did it! So give me your bounty."

When caught, they will have various things to say. Depending on the choice you make, you will also overhear them comment on said choice:

Female Altmer

If alerted:

"Stop right there, outlaw!"
"Hold there at once!"
"Halt at once!"

Caught:

"You are the criminal I have been hunting? Really? How disappointing."
"Let me see…so that is the crime you committed? I was hoping for someone a little more notorious."
"Do not think about running. There is a bounty on your head."
"Are you going to pay the bounty or am I going to have to take it from you?"
"Stop right there, lawbreaker. I will collect this bounty one way or the other."
"You know the law. You commit a crime, you pay a bounty."
"I assume you cannot afford your bounty, you vile delinquent. Am I wrong?"
"Why does the criminal element insist on being difficult? Pay your fine and save us both some grief."
"I will brook no aggression. Pay the bounty. Now."
"You simply must pay your bounty! Neither of us wishes you to become a fugitive."
"Allow me to explain how this works. You pay up and justice is served. Was that clear enough for you?"
"I applaud your efforts! I've rarely met criminals who are as stupid as they are incompetent!"
"I do not suppose you predicted this, but now is the moment when you surrender and pay your bounty."
"You cannot escape justice, you miscreant."
"No one breaks the law on my watch. Hand over the bounty."
"You are cornered. Pay your bounty forthwith!"
"Foul blackguard! You're brought to heel. Will you answer for your crimes!"
"All right, you low-born cur, time to pay the bounty! It is going to cost you … now where did that writ go?"
"You are caught red-hand. Pay the bounty or else."
"I'd hate to get your blood all over my freshly cleaned armor. Do me a favor and just pay up, yes?"
"You want to make restitution for your crimes? Oh, very well. If you insist, I insist."
"Thought we would not catch you, eh? Well, we catch everybody! Everyone who breaks the law, I mean."
"Filthy reprobate! Now you will pay for your crimes."
"Too slow, troll-face! Now it is time to…to…. Well, it is time for something, of that I am certain."
"You are a criminal. You owe a bounty. Pay me and perhaps your deplorable condition will improve."
"You can pay your debt in coin or in blood, vermin. Which is it?"
"They always send me to collect the bounties because I'm so pleasant! Unless you don't pay that is…."
"It proves true time and again––criminals occupy the lowest rung on the social ladder."
"Stendarr is with you today, friend. Pay your bounty and your slate shall be wiped clean."
"Pay the fine and you'll receive fair treatment. Honestly! Would the Guard ever lie to you?"
"Kicked up quite a fuss haven't we? Just hand over the bounty and I'll smooth things over. Easy."
"The only law your kind understands is the law of intense pain! So, will you pay or will you suffer?"
"You are a rogue and a scoundrel, and I mean that in the most insulting manner possible. Now yield!"
"I get it. Times are tough. Just hand over the bounty and we can pretend this never happened, all right?"
"I am certain you regret your actions. But you must pay a bounty so we all know you are certain."
"You pay the bounty, you go free. You do not, I kill you. Simple."
"Scoundrel! You shall answer to the fullest extent of the law!"
"If it were up to me, I would let your bounty slide. But it isn't up to me, is it? You will need to pay."
"You know what you did, you scoundrel! Right? So, um…pay up, for whatever it was."
"Hold a moment!––uhm…I had something to say. Oh right, you've got a bounty! Pay up."
"Hold, varlet! Pay for your crimes, or stare into the face of pain!"
"Let us keep this quick. Pay up and I…wait, am I supposed to let you go? That does not sound right."
"You there! I am looking for a criminal who looks…exactly like you. Ha! Nice try, fiend…Now pay up!"
"My stars you are quick! You should become a guard. The pay is lousy, but––Hold, you owe me a bounty!"
"Another crime, another bounty. I do hope you've been busy. My armor could use some touching up."
"Pay your fine and perhaps we can do something about the deplorable state of your existence."
"I am here to collect a bounty. Have no fear––once you pay, there shall be no hard feelings."
"I will give you some free advice––find a new line of work. Now, pay your bounty."
"Gracious––we've been busy haven't we? Well, I'm afraid the party is over. Pay up or else."
Payment
"May you know that you were cleansed."
"I am surprised that you could count that high."
"What a surprise! You paid."
"Go …and do not…do the thing again."
"A bounty paid? Who would of thought it."
"What was this for? Oh right, bounty."
Clemency
"Fine, I will let it go this time."
[Flee] I won't pay the bounty.
"You shall not run!"
"You will not escape!"
"Just as I expected. Not a bit of honor!"
"Let your own debt be on your own head!"
"I will stop you, fugitive!"
"I knew you would run!"
"Another stupid move!"
"You provoke me? Foul grub!"
"Poor choice, knave!"
"Why are you running? Oh, right."
"Arrgh! I just polished my weapon!"
"Did I say something wrong? Oh, right."
"Oh my! You will not get away!"
"Did I stutter? Surrender, you rogue!"
Male Altmer

If alerted:

"You will go no further!"
"Enough, criminal!"
"Stop at once!"

Caught:

"Another tramp dirtying up my streets. Typical. Just pay the bounty and be on your way."
"I have orders to collect your bounty. Save your protests for someone who cares."
"Thought you could get away without paying your bounty, did you? How amusing."
"Another day, another witless oaf disrupting the peace…. Pay your bounty or suffer the consequences."
"Stay your arms and render payment. Quickly, now. I have more rats to round up today."
"Think yourself clever, do you? The law is here to take its due. Pay your bounty or pay with your life."
"Halt, you low-born cur. There is a bounty on your head and I will see it paid in full."
"You are caught. Pay your bounty and I'll let you go back to whatever gutter you crawled out of."
"Nothing annoys me more than a criminal who wastes my time. Are you going to waste my time?"
"You reek of guilt, guilt, and more guilt! Will you surrender to my authority and pay your fine?"
"I am not trying to be difficult, but I need to ask for your bounty. What with your crimes, and all."
"The more I am paid, the less I remember. You do want me to forget this, don't you?"
"Your illicit activites have a cost, lawbreaker, and that cost is judgment!"
"Did you fail to notice me, outlaw? I get that a lot."
"Criminal acts are the last resort of the desperate and the damned. Pay up and it will be easier for you."
"Your actions prove your guilt, but there is no need to die this day. Pay your bounty."
"I collect bounties. I meet a lot of interesting people. Criminals, mostly, but interesting."
"If I forget to collect your bounty, please remind me. The last time it happened was so embarrassing."
"Am I a guard? Of course I am a guard. Why else would I stop you and demand you pay your bounty?"
"Time to pay up. You can run if you want, but believe me, you will not enjoy the catching part."
"Another half-wit attempts to elude the law, and another half-wit fails. Spectacular!"
"I have a thirst for justice and a thirst for mead. Lucky for you, I like mead more. Pay up."
"I need you to pay your bounty. For your crimes. And because, you know, justice."
"Would you mind surrendering and pay your bounty? Then I would not need to crack your skull."
"I will not read your charges. You would doze off before I finish. Pay your bounty and be on your way."
"Your evil endeavors end here, wrongdoer! Pay your bounty or suffer my wrath!"
"Bounty? Do I owe you a bounty? No, no, that cannot be right. It must be the other way around."
"I do not mean to bother you, but I am a duly appointed officer of the law and you owe a bounty."
Payment/Clemency
"Shameless right? Now get out of my sight!"
"A little light? Nah, it will do."
"Another bounty paid in full."
[Flee] I won't pay the bounty.
"Impotent swine!"
"That was your last mistake, vermin!"
"I am in no mood for your shenanigans!"
"You would run from justice? Never!"
"Why make this harder for yourself?"
"We could of made a deal! Ugh, well too bad."
"Escape? Not on my watch, knave!"
"You made me raised my voice, felon!"
"Refuse to surrender, didn't you?"
"If you make me chase you, I will hurt you."
"Foolish. Very foolish!"
"This was probably all your fault!"
Female Bosmer

If alerted:

"Stop right there!"
"You there!"
"Don't take off!"
"Aha!

Caught:

"You've got a bounty to pay off, friend. You know I'm just doing my job, right? No hard feelings?"
"All right, I'm warning you! Pay off your bounty or…or I'm going to…Just pay your bounty, all right?"
"You know how this works. I don't want to fight you, but you've got a bounty to pay."
"Even corruption has its limits. Pay the fine."
"I understand. The law is fungible. Go on, then. Make me an offer."
"I know you've done illegal things, but I really am an admirer of your work!"
"Please, please…refuse to pay. I haven't smashed a felon in a tree's age."
"Look at me. Do I look like someone you want to cross? Pay your bounty or I start taking organs."
"The manual says I have to demand you pay your fine, but it says I only have to ask once."
"You have turned deplorable into an art form! I'm not worthy to collect a bounty from you."
"Some guards demand payment. Me? I just stare and make you feel uncomfortable until I gut you."
"I prefer you don't pay your bounty. Then, according to the law, the bone breaking can begin."
"I can make all your problems go away. For a price. I'm talking about gold."
"I've got you now, criminal. Lucky for you, I'm easily distracted by shiny things."
"Want to see a trick? You give me gold, and I forget I ever saw you."
"If you pay your bounty with the same flair you use to commit your crimes, we'd be done by now."
"Scum like you gives scum like me a bad name. Now, come quietly."
"The law wants justice. Me? I want to open you up and root around in your innards. Or you can pay."
"A little theft here and there, fine. But you just crossed the line."
"Pay your bounty or I start ripping the heads off of pony guars. And when I run out of pony guars…."
"So, criminal, what appendage would you like me to remove? Or will you ruin my fun and pay your fine?"
"No one except you and me needs to know about this. Got it?"
Payment/Clemency
"The bounty has been paid. Hurray."
"The slate's clean, but I'll be watching."
[Flee] I won't pay the bounty.
"Ah! why me?"
"Stop! I mean it!"
"Yield or I'll scoop out your brains!"
"Ah, now the fun begins!"
"I didn't want to hurt you!"
"Should of paid that gold!"
"You're sure you aren't that crazy?"
"I thought we had an understanding!"
Male Bosmer

If alerted:

"Don't move!"
"Stand down!"
"Not another step!"

Caught:

"Surrender, villain! Can I call you villain? Do you prefer scoundrel? Hooligan? Whatever works for you."
"You have committed a crime, so you must pay a bounty. That's just how it goes."
"I suppose I should be excited to stop a criminal, but I can't muster the energy. Just…just pay your bounty."
"It's not exciting work, but I do have to collect your bounty now."
"The Anti-Criminality Act, Section II, Subsection B states: Criminals must pay a bounty commensurate to their crimes."
"Why not gamble? You'll have a better chance of success than a life of crime."
"Just pay the bounty. No need to die for your crimes today."
"I'll never understand criminals. You all get caught, eventually."
"How did you hope to get away with this? Are you from the moons?"
"Do you even know the meaning of consequence? Today, your bounty is the consequence."
"Every fool thinks they'll escape justice. But you're no fool. You'll pay your bounty."
"Why would you do something like that? Do you enjoy paying bounties?"
"Looks like you caught me napping. No worries. Just pay the bounty and we're good."
"I guess I have to make you pay a fine now."
"Guilty? Innocent? What do I know of such things? Pay your bounty and I'm sure we can clear this up."
"The gods will judge you eventually, but today you must contend with the law."
"As Y'ffre is my witness, I will smite you if you refuse to pay your bounty."
"Y'ffre knows, I have the patience of a tree. Well? Just pay your bounty!"
"The Eight may know you atoned for your crime, but I need to see your bounty."
"I understand. Times are tough. But you still have to pay the bounty."
"I can't fathom why you'd choose a life of crime. Bounties are so costly! Speaking of which…."
"You know how this works. Pay the bounty so I can go back to sleep. I mean, so I can get back to work."
"Excuse me. I…I hate to be a bother, but I'm supposed to ask you to pay your bounty."
"Are you the violent sort? You don't look violent. I really hate dealing with violent criminals."
"According to my records, you owe a bounty for alleged criminal activities. Will you pay?"
"A hundred apologies in advance, but I have a job to do here. Could you pay your bounty please?"
"Have you no shame? Don't you care how the gods judge you? Give me your bounty and clear your name."
"Y'ffre helps those who walk the forest path. You? I think your best option is to pay your bounty."
"Just my luck, I actually caught you. Oh, very well! Please pay your fine, if you'd be so kind."
"I admit it. You scare the leaves off my tree. But I have a duty to uphold. Will you pay your fine?"
"By Y'ffre's lush branches, justice is a spiritual experience! Will you pray with me and pay your fine?"
"Why'd you have to ruin a perfectly comfortable day?"
"Let me help you clear your name. Hand over your bounty and I'll put in a good word next time I pray."
"Excuse me. I think you owe me a bounty. For crimes committed in the recent past. Allegedly. I think."
"Cooperate, pay your fine, and it'll all work out."
"I don't like collecting bounties, but it's my job. So how about you pay and we can all relax."
"So you've committed a crime. It happens. It's not the end of the world. Just pay the bounty."
"Look, I've heard it all before. Just pay your bounty and be on your way."
Payment/Clemency
"Hmph. Thought you weren't going to pay."
"Honestly, the nerve of some people."
"The gods smile on those who pay their debts!"
"I get it! I collected a bounty!"
"That worked out better than usual!"
"Praise the Eight! The bounty has been paid."
[Flee] I won't pay the bounty.
"I must insist you surrender!"
"Now this is too much excitement!"
"Fleeing a crime is also illegal!"
"I gave you a chance!"
"Let's get this over with."
"Oh, I wish it hasn't come to this."
"Halt scoundrel! Or face judgement!"
"Yield villain! Or suffer mightily!"
"Stop there! Stop there at once!"
"Just my luck!"
"Try not to hurt me too badly!"
"I was having such a nice day!"
"I'm not even on duty!"
Female Khajiit

If alerted:

"Stop right there!"
"Halt walker!"
"This one says halt!"

Caught:

"The path to redemption is open to you. Simply pay the bounty."
"I mean you no harm. But if you refuse to pay the bounty for your crimes, this one must fight you."
"Try to run, clawless one. I dare you!"
"This does not need to escalate. Simply pay the bounty and you'll go free."
"You were bad, so now you must pay, yes?"
"I would look the other way, but I am bored and in need of amusement."
"This one wonders, will you pay your bounty or will you die?"
"This one does not mind a little mayhem every now and then, but you should never leave witnesses."
"You were caught with your hand in the moon-sugar jar again, weren't you?"
"This one has caught you. Pay your fine. Or don't. I could use the exercise."
"You lack the characteristics of the degenerate. Nevertheless, you are guilty. Pay the bounty."
"So tell me, walker. Do you feel that luck is on your side or will you pay your fine?"
"This one loves the scent of crime almost as much as she likes collecting bounties."
"Every action has a consequence. Your actions require payment in full."
"Always good to meet a colleague, even if we work on opposite sides of the law."
"By order of the law, pay your bounty!"
"Allow me to introduce myself. I am the guard who will be collecting your bounty, yes?"
"This one likes dealing with the lawless types. Pay your bounty and then we can discuss your punishment, yes?"
"We have business, you and I. Intimate business. And there's also that matter of your bounty…."
"Though the criminal mind is rarely rational, I'm sure you can comprehend the value in paying promptly."
"Desist at once from your criminal acts! Pay the bounty or face the decisive claws of justice."
"The criminal is a volatile element in the alembic of justic. Now, to extract a bounty."
"I am the law in this place and you will pay the bounty for your crimes."
"This one would like to get to know you better. A lot better. But first, your bounty."
"Stop what you're doing and pay the fine."
"This one detests being a hagraven, but you do have a bounty hanging over your head. Will you pay?"
"Surrender and pay your fine, if you please, and this one will not beat you until you bleed."
"Decorum, attentiveness, and good manners––these cornerstones of civilizations demand you pay your bounty."
"This one is pleased to meet such a distinguished scoundrel. Will you pay your bounty now?"
"Pay the bounty or meet your end. Very painful…much folding."
"I enjoy a good chase, but did you consider what happens next? Let's collect the bounty and find out, yes?"
"Lucky for you, this one likes to toy with her prey. After I collect your bounty, of course."
"This one sees how you look at her. But we are from different worlds. It would never work out. Pity."
"You've been caught committing crimes against society. You will pay the bounty."
"Good citizen, this one insists that you surrender and make restitution for your crimes."
"Do not attempt to flee. If you refuse to pay the bounty, I will use force."
Payment
"A predictable result."
"Sufficient."
"You are right in this one's laws."
"The law accepts your restitution, friend."
Clemency
[Flee] I won't pay the bounty.
"If that is your wish."
"It is unwise to flee!"
"I love it when they try to run!"
"So you really want to play hard to get?"
"This one won't warn you again, criminal!"
"I challenge you criminal!"
"Very well. Pain it is!"
"This one hates rejection!"
"Guards! To me!"
"The criminal is a boundless enigma."
"Don't you dare run from me!"
Male Khajiit

If alerted:

"Wait, right there!"
"Desist, criminal!"
"Stop at once!"
"This one says stop!"

Caught:

"Don't test this one. Pay the bounty."
"Halt, walker. It seems that your crimes have caught up with you. Time to pay the fine, yes?"
"You have a bounty to pay. This one takes it straight to the guard commander. Promise!"
"A bounty has been placed on your person in accordance with local law. This one is here to demand payment."
"By the dictate of the guard-commander, I have come to claim your bounty."
"This one hates to be a bother, but I noticed you owe a bounty?"
"You don't look violent. That's good, as this one prefers to deal with civilized scoundrels."
"Payment would be an acceptable alternative to fighting, yes?"
"Guilty? Who am I to judge? But I must insist you pay your bounty, if you would be so kind."
"My voice does not quaver. Well, perhaps a little. Still, this one must ask. Will you pay your bounty?"
"This one apologizes in advance, but the question must be asked. Will you pay your bounty?"
"This one has caught you? I mean, this one has caught you! Will you pay your bounty now?"
"This one smells fear. Oh, wait. That is me. Well, at least one of us has the proper attitude."
"I hope you reach for coin, and not a weapon. Paying the bounty is much easier."
"Your crime spree is over, walker. Pay the fine or face the consequences. There will be no second warning."
"The moons have gifted this one with sharp eyes and fast feet, yes? You are caught, you dungy fool."
"This one has decide he doesn't want you to pay your fine. Resist so that I can hurt you very badly."
"Pay your bounty or give this one a reason to hurt you. Perhaps this one needs no reason, yes?"
"You have escaped justice for long enough. Pay your bounty now and you may live to face judgement."
"This one thinks you ugly and stupid, like all muskarse criminals."
"Why do all the dungiest criminals come out on this one's watch? Make this quick and be on your way."
"This one will stand very close and breathe on you until you pay your bounty."
"Look here. Another fine upstanding citizen who's falsely accused, yes? Just pay the bounty."
"Please. Do not waste this one's time with silly excuses. Just pay your bounty and scurry on."
"Pay your bounty, corrupt one. Or refuse, if you prefer, so I can guy you like a fish."
"In the name of the law, this one demands your swift and peaceful compliance."
"This one is a guard, truly! Look at my fancy uniform! So hand over your bounty or…uhm…justice!"
"Dark moons and dull claws! This one is so tired of confronting criminals! Pay your gold and go away."
"Please don't make this one get his fur dirty! Not for one so pathetic as you. Just pay your bounty."
"There is no gold in my hand, outlaw. Why is that, I wonder. Must I show you the anger of the law?"
"Yet another criminal who dares to cross this one's path? Pay your bounty, you dungy coward."
"Do you know what happened to the last criminal I dealt with? Not even the healer could help him!"
"This one has come to collect your bounty walker. Resist at your own peril."
"Pay your bounty, you skeever-faced culprit, or I'll flay the skin from your bones!"
"You think you're so smart, yes? Not smart enough, it seems. Come now, make this easier for everyone."
"This one believes you should be punished, since you were stupid enough to get caught."
Payment
"You paid your bounty? Well done."
"Well that worked out in everyone's favor."
"Blegh. This one needs a bath."
"Leave now. Before I get angry."
Clemency
"Blegh. Your excuse smells as bad as your boots. Just go away."
[Flee] I won't pay the bounty.
"Not another step!"
"Where do you run, dung-eater?"
"You would like to fight? So be it?"
"I don't want to chase you!"
"Why wouldn't you surrender?"
"That was not a request!"
"Was I not clear? Surrender!"
"I said halt, you accused!"
"I hoped you wouldn't listen to reason!"
"No surrender? Then let us dance!"
"Another rat to be rid of, then!"
"Smelly and stupid? So be it!"
"Violence? My second favorite activity!"
"Then I'm obliged to use force!"
"You will pay dearly for that!"
"This one hoped you've refused."