User:Billy Heart-Daedra/Shivering Isles Poem
The poem bellow will make your eyes bleed, like your nose when you see a cute girl.
Like the show.
Or was it the tome?
Broken phones and broken tomes.
Let's throw some gourmet buffets and moan during it...
No, well then whats Big Head's secrets?
Why, WHY, go die n00b.
Is it Sneak?
Is it Blade?
No? Made in china... (The blade)
Is it Alchemy?
Nothing rhymes with alchemy >.<
Blade you say?
No, sneak you say?
WRONG it's he lives on a mountain peak!
The last one was more of randomess it's only 6:15 am were I live right now, so revisions will be made. :p
Remeber the Dreamers
They had no femurs they would always take yours.
And go home...
But first goooo big!?
WTF?! freakin Nike
Crikey, Nike has weird slogans.
Shivering Isles, I live there.
It's like Home
For me and Big Head
I read the UESP once and it had good stuff
And Big Head said,"Big Head knows a secret about blades. Point them out, never in. Blade is out - poke, poke, poke! Kill the grandpa netch!"
And Sheogorath is gone
PC-ROM, Sheogorath's gone ;( the impostor's come
I see blade and, eye in hand.
Jyggalag is dead.
His face is red.
Wear he bled.
Light pulled and out and Jyggalag speaks.
What a freak...
The Impostor's our king...
It's freed us from doom...
A certainty, And then -IT- Shouts
'CHEESE FOR EVRYONE.'