Better Cities:Absolute Evil

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Absolute Evil
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Absolute Evil
A story about an evil kingdom.


A certain kingdom, a certain state (say, three-sixth and three-seventh, respectively) was the kingdom of Absolute Evil. Even the sun never shone above it. Yes, and no one needed it there, because that country was inhabited entirely by undead and non-humans.

On a black-black mountain (on each one) there was certainly a black-most-black castle, in which the black-most-black sorcerer did black-extra-black deeds. A rain of dead frogs he will cause, then an ice storm, then an earthquake. And everyone loved it, because everyone in that country had black-black hearts.

Ghouls and vampires went to war against each other, much to each other's delight. Because there is nothing better for a vampire or ghoul than a good brawl. Evil fairies have cursed everything that moves ten times a day. And everything that moved, it only made it worse and therefore happier.

The Death Knights rode on horse skeletons and now and then challenged each other to unequal battle, defending the dishonour of their terrible ladies. Dragons and harpies fluttered in the black skies, filling the surroundings with non-melodic cries.
The land gave birth to nothing but thorns and poison ivy - the favourite plants of the local population. Choking vapours rose from deep gaps, and crowds of dark orcs gathered there to sniff. Fountains of swamp rot and oil gushed everywhere, and fish skeletons splashed in them ... In short, horror, and nothing more.

And then one day a great hero, the paladin of Good and Light, came and improved everything. Because good always wins....