Beyond Skyrim:The Lusty Argonian Maid, v3

ACT X, SCENE IV, CONTINUED

Lifts-Her-Tail
My heavens, I know I agreed to help you with your mouse problem, master Colto, but I was not expecting it to be so...driven!

Crantius Colto
I knew ever since I saw you that my mouse was eager to greet you. Oh-ho, my dear, isn't it a cocksure little fellow? Perhaps it would be best to proceed with haste?

Lifts-Her-Tail
Indeed, sir, but this mouse... never have I felt such a driven, hungry, ravenous beast.

Crantius Colto
There are many more of these feelings to come, my sweet. Now, if it is not too burdensome, I ask that you tug on it. That will surely lift its mood.

Lifts-Her-Tail
Oh, but sir, that might hurt it! I dare not hurt such a wonderful mouse, my lord.

Crantius Colto
It is a...necessary action, my sweet - the preamble to a much greater effort, no? Once that is done, we can proceed to the meat of the job.

Lifts-Her-Tail
Why not do this yourself, my lord? I feel intimidated, tugging on a mouse of such girth.

Crantius Colto
That would ruin the fun, my dearest, sweet Argonian maid. Come. why not tug on this mouse's tail? Just pull vigorously, and it will all come peeling back. Besides, if you truly wish to receive discharge-

Lifts-Her-Tail
This mouse has a very pungent aroma. It smells very, very fishy, my noble lord Crantius. I'm not sure I will be able to finish this very quickly.

Crantius Colto
Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.