Morrowind:Edd "Fast Eddie" Theman

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Edd "Fast Eddie" Theman (edd theman)
Home City	Balmora
House	Fast Eddie's House
Race	Dark Elf	Gender	Male
Level	9	Class	Sorcerer
Other Information
Health	86	Magicka	138
Alarm	0	Fight	30
Faction(s)	House Telvanni Lawman(Lawman)

Edd "Fast Eddie" Theman

Edd "Fast Eddie" Theman is a Dark Elf sorcerer who can be found in his house in Balmora, on the west side of the Odai River. Fast Eddie's house is the second story of Itan's house and can't be seen when looking at the local map. If you speak to him, he says he is waiting in Balmora until things cool down with House Telvanni. If you are a member of the House, you will eventually be able to recruit him as your Mouth.

After recruiting Eddie, he'll move to the Telvanni Council House. Note that he'll be away for several weeks when you send him on Chores.

He is wearing a common shirt with matching a belt, pants, and shoes. He is wielding an iron dagger and he is carrying an apprentice's lockpick. Aside from his natural resistance to fire and the sanctuary provided by his ancestors, he knows the following spells: Burden of Sin, Dire Weary, Great Feather, Strong Fire Shield, Strong Frost Shield, Strong Shock Shield, Exhausting Touch, Ordeal of St. Olms, Gash Spirit, Dire Weakness to Shock, Strong Reflect, Strong Spelldrinker, Wild Spelldrinker, Drain Blood, and Toxic Cloud.

Related Quests

Main Quest

• Corprus Cure: Find a way to cure the dreaded Corprus disease.

House Telvanni

• Recruit a Mouth: Recruit a mouth in order to be promoted to Councilor.
• Ring of Equity: Help Eddie to retrieve this magical ring from Neloth's treasury.
• Amulet of Unity: Help Eddie to retrieve this magical amulet from the mainland.

Dialogue

• Greetings:
  • "They call me "Fast Eddie." Who are you?"

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• Background: "I was the rising star of House Telvanni until the barely-living Dratha and Gothren put a stop to my career."
• Balmora: "I'm just waiting here in Balmora until things cool off a bit in House Telvanni."
• Mouth:

• "You want me to be your Mouth?"

• Yes. "If I'm your Mouth, you'll be my patron. You'll need to give me a Silver Staff of Peace."

• Give him a Silver Staff of Peace [Disposition +25. Silver Staff of Peace has been removed from your inventory.] "I've waited for years to be someone's Mouth. I won't disappoint you. I'll go to the Council Hall right away. If you want me to do any chores for you, just let me know."

• "I said I'd be your Mouth, and I will."

• Not yet. "That's okay. I've been waiting to be a Mouth for years."

• No. [Disposition -5.] "Well, I've waited a few years. I can wait a few more."

Notes

• Dialogue from Caius and an associated journal entry say that Fast Eddie is a former Telvanni who has "gone Imperial" and joined the Mages Guild, but this is not reflected elsewhere in the game.