User:Classy/The super childish feud between Mannimarco and Galerion

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The truth[edit]

Galerion and Mannimarco attended school together, they were great friends, until one day something happened


Framed[edit]

It was Galerion's fifteenth birthday, and his classmates gave him a warm cup of milk. Unfortunately Galerion was lactose-intolerant and when they were cutting the pie he released body odors, and everyone started collapsing. Mannimarco and Galerion being the only ones that knew Galerion was lactose-intolerant cast shield spells beforehand but Galerion's spell failed do to lack of magicka and soon he fainted. When everyone woke up people were casting evil eyes at Galerion. In his defense he stared at Mannimarco. Everyone gasped. Mannimarco was now known as Manni-fart-co. He swore revenge on Galerion.


Later[edit]

Mannimarco, or we call him the "Wormfart King" worked in Ceyfart Tower to practice the art of Fartomancy. He learned how to make people fart on command. One day Galerion decided to put a stop to this, he confronted Mannimarco. Mannimarco resisted and Galerion left, frustrated. Galerion ever so confident confronted Mannimarco one last time. Mannimarco saved up all his cans of beans for this moment. He released the Fog of War on Galerion and Galerion with one last breath, Galerion shot a thunderbolt, but ever did he fail for Mannimarco was now a fart-lich. Galerion suffocated and that is the tale of Mannimarco and Galerion